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Top Lines: Stewart, Malkin, Chavez, Wiz Khalifa, and Rand Paul


Jon Stewart jokes about how congress is like NASCAR; Michelle Malkin hopes Hugo Chavez is “rotting in Hell”; Marco Rubio quotes “modern day poet” Wiz Khalifa; and Rand Paul fillibusts-it-loose for 13 straight hours – before nature calls – in today’s “Top Lines.”