Was I the only one a tiny bit bummed out when the first Apocalypse was called off back on May 21? Build up, buildup, buildup……awwwww…
Here's why this end-of-the-world will be better than the last one:
*The first one tested poorly with a 15-34 year old audience in Van Nuys. Producers say Apocalypse 2.0 will be faster with more catch phrases.
* During the smiting, Heaven and Earth will resound to Rebecca Black's "Friday." (Partyin', partyin'…)
* The Almighty has had six more months to stoke His Terrible Rage, so His Judgment should be….Wrath-tastic!
* It's after Labor Day, so feel free to wear black.
* Unlike May, Fall is when all the serious award-contending Apocalypses come out.
Got more? Please share in the comments. And have a nice (short) week!