"Just thinking about what's happening on Capitol Hill makes people nauseous. Nausea, by the way? More popular than Congress." -Stephen Colbert
- Families brace as billions in food stamp cuts set in (CNBC)
- Only 6 able to sign up on Healthcare.gov's first day, documents show (NBC News)
- New book reveals top aides to the president talked about replacing Joe Biden on the 2012 ticket (NY Times)
- Texas court reinstates abortion restrictions (MSNBC)
- Rafael Cruz, Ted Cruz's father, told Tea Partiers that President Obama should go 'back to Kenya' (Huffington Post)
- Federal appeals court blocks 'stop-and-frisk' changes for NYPD (NY Times)
- A Senate vote on the Employment Non-Discrimination Act is scheduled for Monday (MSNBC)
- Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel calls out states denying military LGBT spouses IDs (BuzzFeed)
- Ken Cuccinelli's creepy Hillary Clinton bashing (Salon)
- Rand Paul promises to stop plagiarizing, still doesn't understand what that means (NY Mag)