1. How many light bulbs does it take to get Maria Abramovic to tell a joke correctly?
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2. North Carolina's Governor, Pat McCrory, signed a controversial and extreme abortion bill into law on Monday. Tuesday, the Governor tried to make amends with pro-choice protesters by leaving a plate of cookies for them outside his mansion. The result? Twitter hashtag #letthemeatcookies is born. We're wondering if maybe Marie Antoinette helped him bake?
3. Denzel Washington says "I guarantee you" a lot.