As ordered yesterday, here is your Herman Cain, "no facts" ringtone.
Also, as long as I was playing I went back to find one that I'd been meaning to make, so enjoy this prison show countdown. (Wasn't there an earlier version of this when she said, "3, 2, 1... prison show!"? I can't seem to find that in the transcripts. Let me know if you know when it was [this one is from the June 17 SpongeBob correction.])