Butt Dials, Bag Dials, and Such …

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Earlier today, my colleague Kent Jones alerted the team to a three-day Patriot rally in Idaho that took place over the weekend.  The write-up on the event included these gems:

“We need to prepare for the inevitable collapse that is going to happen,” said Washington state representative Matt Shea.

… [Shea] is actively perpetuating a conspiracy that the government has plans to disarm Americans and round them up into concentration camps run by the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

… Shea urged the crowd to stock up on thousands of rounds of ammunition and to stay in shape, practice shooting, learn self defense and special tactics.

Whatever your reaction to the article (shock, disbelief, disgust), I’m guessing this wasn’t one of them:

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So you can imagine my surprise when I saw this response from ME, replied to ALL on the distribution list. 

I quickly defended myself:  I was getting an oil change, thought I’d check my email, the shop suddenly called me to tell me my car was ready, I threw the Blackberry in my purse … and the rest is history.  I was a victim of bag dial.

Naturally, this calls to mind another recent pocket dial claim.

Now, if you don’t believe me, if you think I’m pulling a Scott Brown “bqhatevwr”  – please consider this:

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The location of keys for bqhatevwr:

Butt Dials, Bag Dials, and Such ...

Legitimate butt dial? Maybe, … if Mr. Brown had ants in his pants. 

Have you suffered a legitimate butt dial, bag dial, baby dial, etc.? Let us know.

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