1. There's a rule in New York City that subway conducters have to point at a designated area ever time they reach a stop. It's to make sure they're paying attention, but it also sounds dreadfully boring. So two New Yorkers figured out a way to make some subway conductors' days.
2. Happy post-Halloween sugar rush hangover day! Here are some of our favorite post-Halloween things on the internet: A hilarious New York Times correction, a really clever Halloween costume, nine really awesome pumpkin carvings of Supreme Court justices, and an attempted smuggling-via-pumpkin gone wrong.
3. You know what's the worst? Daylight Saving Time. This is why.