During a Senate subcommittee hearing this week, Senator Rand Paul said that if you think you have a right to universal health care then you believe in slavery. He thinks you're enslaving him as a doctor. That earned him Lawrence's Rewrite.
Rand Paul's back in the Rewrite
During a Senate subcommittee hearing this week, Senator Rand Paul said that if you think you have a right to universal health care then you believe in slavery.