Great post from addictinginfo.org "You Might Be a Conservative if...". We like number 20 the best, but the list just keeps on geting better and better.
20: You believe when George W. Bush took the national debt from $5 trillion to $11 trillion, it was necessary for him to do so to keep America safe. But when Barack Obama added to it by trying to rescue the country from a second Great Depression, he was deliberately trying to destroy America!