Earlier today Michelle Obama schooled Ellen in a push up contest. And remember when Obama swatted that fly before an interview? He had the all dexterity of one of Mitt Romney's offshore bank accounts. He sings, he dances and have you seen her arms? Enough said.
The birthers may be on to something. You know real reason they are so reluctant to believe Barack Obama's birth certificate? Because they know they don't have them on Krypton.