For the typical adult, counting to five should be pretty easy. It makes Donald Trump's trouble with Supreme Court arithmetic that much more puzzling.
On Monday, the Supreme Court handed down arguably the most important abortion-rights ruling in a generation, prompting the Republican presidential hopeful to say ... literally nothing. To the consternation of some of his social-conservative allies, Trump acted as if the court's decision didn't exist, offering no response in speeches, interviews, or social media.
It took a few days, but this morning the presumptive GOP nominee broke his unexpected silence in an interview with conservative radio host Mike Gallagher.
"Now if we had Scalia was living, or if Scalia was replaced by me, you wouldn't have had that, OK? It would've been the opposite."
Actually, no, it wouldn't have. This week's ruling was actually a 5-3 decision. Yes, Antonin Scalia's passing meant the Supreme Court was down one justice, but it doesn't take a mathematician to know 3 +1 does not equal 5.
Remember, the decision was on Monday, and today's Thursday. Trump and his team had three days to come up with the candidate's response to a major court ruling, and this is what they came up with.
In the same interview, the New York Republican complained about Chief Justice John Roberts, telling the host, "He could've killed [the Affordable Care Act] twice and he didn't. That was terrible. And that was a Bush appointment. That was so bad, what happened. And you know, to me, you know, almost not recoverable from his standpoint. Very, very sad situation."
Actually, the second time the justices considered the constitutionality of "Obamacare," the law was upheld in a 6-3 ruling. When Trump said today Roberts "could've killed" the ACA, his math is still wrong -- because 6 - 1 does not equal four.
Do you ever get the impression that Trump hasn't really thought this issue through? Ever wonder if there's an issue he has thought through?
Postscript: Trump's math troubles notwithstanding, the GOP candidate, who used to describe himself as pro-choice, continues to talk about how eager he is to restrict reproductive rights. In this morning's interview, the host added, "So just to confirm, under a Donald, a President Donald Trump-appointed Supreme Court, you wouldn't see a majority ruling like the one we had with the Texas abortion law this week."
The candidate replied, "No, you wouldn't see that."