The Koch Brothers don't like to lose. Not one little bit.
All along, America's favorite liberal-hating, democracy eroding, billionaire tag team, were stout supporters of Wisconsin's Republican Governor Scott Walker and all his good works.
But instead of just buying their way to victory, the KoBros encountered fierce opposition from Wisconsinites who had the crazy idea that the middle class should be entitled to bargaining rights. But… but… but!!! No Fair!
So, in order to stem this frightening tide of unauthorized thought, especially on the Web, the KoBros, always eager to encourage the common folk's right to participate in the political process, have bought up these Internet domain names:
StopKoch.com StopKochIndustries.com and AntiKoch.com
Oh, very clever, Brothers K, but I think you may have forgotten to lock up these domain names:
TheKochBrosSmellLikeDampGoat.com WaaaaaaaWeAreThe KoBrosWaaaaaaaa.com TheKochBrosAreWearingSpangledThongsRightNow.com KoBrosStillSleepInTheSameBed.com KoBrosAreSoOvercompensatingIfYouKnowWhatIMeanDroopingPinky.com KoBros4Voldemort2012.com
Got any more domain names? Please post them below (but keep them PG-13 please.)