When last we joined our cable news host heroine, she had just finished explaining some of the new ideas in food technology being considered for military MREs, and the exciting discovery that caffeinated meat not only already exists but is commercially available. Other options explored for reproducing caffeinating meat included Red Bull energy drink poured over beef jerky chips - cereal style.
With a collective gasp, the viewing audience held its breath as Rachel brought the unlikely concoction in a spoon to her lips...
... Out of time!
Speculation was rampant as to what the final outcome may have been...

And so, without further ado, Part 2 of "Are you seriously going to put that in your mouth?":