Scott Brown told Fox News' Brian Kilmeade Friday that Ebola wouldn't be a problem for America if Mitt Romney had won in 2012. "Gosh can you imagine if Mitt was the president right now?" Brown said. "He was right on Russia, he was right on Obamacare, he was right on the economy. And I guarantee you we would not be worrying about Ebola right now and, you know, worrying about our foreign policy screw ups."
Ordinarily, candidates for major public offices get better as campaigns progress. The improvements tend to be organic -- politicians do more interviews, make more appearances, deliver more speeches, and answer more questions, and the process hones their skills. Practice makes perfect.
Scott Brown, however, is one of those rare candidates who defies the odds. As the only politician in the country who's run in three separate U.S. Senate campaigns in four years, one might assume he'd be the sharpest and most pitch-perfect candidate in America.
And yet, the Republican is arguably getting worse. Brown has gone from suggesting terrorists will strike by sneaking through Mexico with Ebola to arguing that Mitt Romney could stop Ebola with his amazing Romney-esque talents.
Clearly, all of our assumptions about candidates getting better with practice need to be revised. Brown's on-air comments may position him to lead the Mitt Romney Fan Club in whichever state Brown ends up living in next, but they're not the words of a sensible political observer.
The pitch itself defies rational thought. Even putting aside the substantive inanity, Brown isn't supposed to be running out playing the role of Romney surrogate, making the case for the failed candidate's alleged greatness; Brown is ostensibly running his own campaign -- in a state Romney lost.
But even putting that aside, Romney wasn't right about Russia. It's hard to say whether Romney was "right on Obamacare" given that Romney created the blueprint for the Affordable Care Act before deciding he no longer liked his successful accomplishment. We know with certainty, however, that Romney wasn't "right on the economy."
As for the notion that Romney could have stopped Ebola, I'd love hear more about the former one-term governor's expertise in infectious diseases.
It seemed the politicization of Ebola couldn't get more ridiculous. Scott Brown found a way.