A woman named Ivy, an elementary-school teacher from Summerville, South Carolina, is using material from a Rush Limbaugh book as part of the history curriculum for her third graders. Her husband alerted her to the children's title, Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims: Time Travel Adventures With Brave Americans. She read it immediately. "And I said, 'Okay, how am I gonna incorporate this book into the classroom?' because the kids need to hear it," she explained during a Wednesday call to Rush Limbaugh's program. "They need to read this book." She recognized just one problem. "The dilemma is that we don't teach the Pilgrims in the third grade," she said. But a popular talk-radio host had written a book! The mere fact that it covered a period of history her students weren't learning about wasn't going to dissuade her from getting Limbaugh into the classroom.
Last year, radio host Rush Limbaugh published a children's book called Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims. For those unfamiliar with it, msnbc's Traci G. Lee reported a while back that the book "tells the story of a fictional history teacher named Rush Revere, who travels back in time to experience the pilgrims' journey to America and their first Thanksgiving in the New World."
A year later, Conor Friedersdorf reports that at least one third-grade teacher has embraced the book to teach children about, of all things, the Civil War.
The teacher, who called into Limbaugh's show today, apparently explained, "So what I decided to do was to use your author's note that explains the principles of the founders in our country as a way to introduce the Civil War. And from there, I decided, well, I'm gonna go ahead and read a little bit of this book 'cause I need these kids to get excited about it. Even if I can't finish it, I'll give a book talk and then they can go out to the library and get it, and so forth."
I guess the teacher deserves credit for creativity, if nothing else. "Ivy" is taking a Rush Limbaugh book about a talking horse on the deck of the Mayflower to teach kids about the Civil War, which took place more than two centuries later.
How? Because of American exceptionalism, of course.
As Friedersdorf's piece went on to explain, the teacher told Rush, "[B]ecause of what you said in the book and the way that you explained the Founders' passion for our country, it was because of that that slavery inevitably was abolished."
Seriously? A school teacher responsible for instructions on history actually thinks this way? Does she not know what the Founders did on the issue of slavery?
After his chat with "Ivy" and before a commercial break, Limbaugh told listeners, "For people like Obama and Eric Holder, I believe -- and there will never be any way to prove this because they would never admit this -- but I believe that there is a genuine, long held, deeply felt contempt for the Constitution. And it's all about slavery.... That's the chip on their shoulder."
Coming soon to an elementary school near you?