On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 69 unclaimed Patriot missiles.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me... A payroll tax cut extension vote in the House today.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me... GOP candidates who didn't make the Virginia ballot.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... a heckled Michele Bachmann.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...the wooooorld's oooldest yoga teacher!
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Mitt Romney's tax returns. (oh, sorry. Scratch that.)
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... A Gingrich/Romney Lincoln-Douglas style debate. (Oh. Never mind.)
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Chris Christie for VP (maybe).
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... an extension of a House Ethics investigation into Rep. Vern Buchanan (R-FL).
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... a breakdown in a deal with the Taliban.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Muslims for Tim Tebow.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... a segment from Rev. Al's show that blew Rachel's mind.