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Top Lines of the week: Boehner, magic beans, Norquist, mood relaxers, and the War on Christmas

Boehner’s non-progress report on the fiscal cliff; Jay Carney’s “magic beans and fairy dust”; Rush Limbaugh mocks Twitter on the radio; Grover Norquist didn’t know we voted for a king; Bill O’Reilly doesn’t want to talk about the War on Christmas; Shepherd Smith winks and nods about “mood relaxers”; and Jon Stewart introduces us to the GOP’s new House “wife” in the week’s “Top lines.”