1. Zero Republicans showed up to yesterday’s 50th Anniversary of the March on Washington. The GOP instead tried to pull the “the invitation arrived too late in the mail” card. #facepalm
2. Just in time for school to begin, Patrick Stewart is teaching the Internet the quadruple take. A++++ for Professor Xavier!
3. One redditor decided to scatter 51 photos of Nicholas Cage throughout a friend’s house…which is still better than making him watch the The Ghost Rider franchise.