1. Princess Kate is with child. A bunch of people in England can't wait until she gives birth. But they have to wait. But waiting can be boring. Good thing humans are creative. Some Brits have taken to betting on the new baby's name and gender. The names "Alexandra" and "George" are doing well. And "Fergie" is not.
2. Just some robots doin' perfect quadruple blackflips.
3. The state of Wyoming has two escalators.