1. The guy who invented emoticons (those nifty little pictorial expressions) does not <3 its more advanced cousin, emoji. Read about the hate after the jump. :(
2. David Letterman gets really, very excited by drums:
3. Vine is a social media application that allows you to take funny little videos. The whitehouse is "vining" now. You can check out our creepy Vines too by searching for "Chris Hayes" in the app.