1. Michelle Obama joined Instagram. Everyone except Rihanna can cancel their accounts now.
2. The National Institute of Health (NIH) has placed a moratorium on using most chimpanzees, whose genetic makeup resembles humans. The chimps are retiring everyone. The chimps are alright.
3. We're just going to go ahead and declare this National Wendy Davis Week. Her 11-hour filibuster to protect women's health earned her a deserved place in the national spotlight. According to the Texas Monthly Davis gained 91,800 Twitter followers overnight. And then there are Wendy memes, GIFs and nail art. What are your #NationalWendyDavisWeek plans?
