1. Miss Alabama was asked her opinion on the recent NSA revelations: "Is this an invasion of privacy or necessary to keep our country safe?" Miss Alabama's answer does not disappoint.
2. San Antonio 'Spurs' basketball player Danny Green almost runs over a tiny ninja at halftime. Turns out it was teammate Tim Duncan's son.
3. Cap'n Crunch, not a captain. Buzzfeed tells us: "According to the U.S. Navy’s ranking system, three stripes indicates the rank of Commander. To be a Captain, you need four stripes. A Commander is a lesser ranking than Captain." Is he even telling the truth about his crunch?