In honor of the New Hampshire primary, I bring you a special Awesome Internets.
Meet Mr. Vermin Supreme, one of the lesser-known candidates running for president on the Democratic ballot in New Hampshire. He participated in a forum last month at Saint Anselm College.
Why yes, that is a tall boot on his head. Geez, pay attention to his views — that's what really counts; he plans to solve this country's energy crisis by "harnessing the awesome power of zombies." In a campaign promise I hope he never breaks, he's running on a platform of free ponies for all Americans.