Likely Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump appeared on Fox News last night and boasted he knows exactly what to do to "defeat ISIS very quickly." He quickly added, however, "I'm not going to tell what you it is."
When host Greta Van Susteren suggested he should share his secret plan, Trump replied, "If I run, and if I win, I don't want the enemy to know what I'm doing." He added, however, that there really is "a method of defeating them quickly and effectively and having total victory."
He just doesn't want to tell anyone what this method is.
It's obviously easy to laugh at buffoonery, but there's a larger significance to exchanges like these: Republican presidential candidates are eager to talk about ISIS and U.S. foreign policy in the region. They're just not sure what to say.
On msnbc yesterday morning, for example,Joe Scarborough asked Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) about the ISIS threat. The Republican senator has apparently come up with a plan:
"You know, I think the ultimate answer is getting Arab coalitions and boots on the ground that will stop them. You need Turks fighting. The Turks need to have their army up on the board and they need to fight. [...]
"I would recognize the Kurds, I would give them weapons, I would take all the weapons in Iran and Afghanistan and give them to the Kurds. But I would do simultaneously is, I would get a peace treaty between the Kurds and the Turks and I would say, 'Look,' the Kurds, 'you've got to give up any pretensions to any territory in Turkey. Turkey, let's go ahead and get along and together wipe out ISIS."
He neglected to mention his intention to rely on magical unicorns to help establish peace throughout the land.
I mean, really. Paul is going to defeat ISIS, right after establishing peace between the Kurds and the Turks? Does he realize they don't quite see eye to eye? There's some history there? As a rule, telling a country like Turkey, "Let's go ahead and get along" -- because Rand Paul says so -- isn't a sure-fire plan for a diplomatic solution.
But this goes beyond Paul and Trump.