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Your original uptight position
Your original uptight position

President Obama had the audacity to force rich Republicans to defend tax breaks on their corporate jets.  Now it’s personal! Trembling with rage, the shadowy authorities at the Message Control Center fired off a bold –and aggressively fake– counter strategy memorandum to their conservative minions. Somehow this secret communiqué made its way to TRMS World HQ…

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