Our humble thanks to all who participated in our missing CPAC panels writing challenge. Given the overall excellence of your suggestions, I suspect some of you are secretly pining to program the Conservative Political Action Conference one day. Never say never! Here is a random assortment of your genius:
Not Just Upside-Down Commas: How to Turn Unpleasant Facts into "Facts"—Formerly Apolitical
MoveOut.Org--introducing an online movement to fix the immigration problem —microgeek
Grassroots Astroturfing Workshop: How We Turned an Anonymous Mailbox in Wyoming into a Front for a Front for a Front and Spammed a Nation —Chris Boese
Job Creators: 10 Billion Dollars Away From Sleeping Under a Bridge —Creatrix
Third marriage-- How to sell it to your constituents —A Brady
Success Tips from Emergency Managers —mmm2
The GAAYYYYYYZZZZZZ!!!! —Largenose
Karl Rove Explains the Long Game: Why Losing a Bunch of Elections Was Secretly Super Clever —Ali Davis
You Are Not a Troll. You Are a Very Useful Engine to Spread the Right Wing Talking Points--how to use your typing skills to counter the liberal offensive —microgeek
The Fight for Antiquated Ideas: How to take back 40 years of progress —ratliff8584
Habeus Porpoise: A Republican's guide to writing off a family vacation in Orlando as a business expense —BuerreBlanc
Special Evening Program: Glenn Beck Shouting Something about Bowler Hats —Ali Davis