TRMS Writing Challenge: Infoxication RESULTS

Updated
 

As always, our humblest thanks to all who participated in our Infoxication Challenge.

The headline designated to receive the Fox Nation treatment was this: 

Marco Rubio Drinks Water During GOP State of the Union Rebuttal 

Here is a random sampling of your uniformly spectacular efforts:

Rubio Fracks Self By Consuming Dihydrogen Monoxide
—SmorgasOfBorg

Obama’s State of the Union Causes Rubio To Lean Left
—Raye7976

Marco Rubio: Too Hot For Primetime
—Brian Armstrong

Rubio Brings Bold New Jobs Plan To Well Diggers: Drill Here, Drill Now.
—Big Gary C

and finally,

Liberal Camera Operator Deliberately Placed Water Bottle Out of Reach.

Senator Lindsay Graham Threatens Jack Lew’s Nomination Until He “Gets Some Answers.”
—Knobson

TRMS Writing Challenge: Infoxication RESULTS

Updated