TRMS Writing Challenge: Infoxication

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TRMS Writing Challenge: Infoxication
TRMS Writing Challenge: Infoxication

For headline writers, Sen. Marco Rubio’s l’affaire du water bottle was like snark Christmas. To wit: 

Marco Rubio’s Dry Mouth Moment

Marco Rubio’s Drinking Problem

“Tiny-Water-Gate: Marco Rubio Comically Overreaches for Refreshment

You get the idea. Meanwhile, the headline writing savants at Fox Nation were having none of this, especially not at the expense of their rising conservative star. Their Marco Rubio water bottle headline?

Bam! That’s how it’s done, world. Now, who’s up for an Infoxication Challenge? Take this headline…

Marco Rubio Drinks Water During GOP State of the Union Rebuttal 

It could be Infoxified this way:

Rubio to Obama: Hands Off My Refreshing Hydrogen, Oxygen Compound

Now it’s your turn– write us some Rubio water bottle headlines a la Fox nation and we’ll post samples of your genius tomorrow. Good luck!

TRMS Writing Challenge: Infoxication

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