TRMS Infoxication Challenge: Winners

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TRMS Headline Writing Challenge: Infoxication
TRMS Headline Writing Challenge: Infoxication

Given the volume and quality of the entries, some of you must have waited years for the chance to write Fox Nation-style headlines.

While we are humbled by all of your hard work, it made choosing winners both a delight and a fool’s errand. Nonetheless, here a few of the many excellent offerings. (Remember, infoxication means transforming these three tame headlines into roaring, terror-filled Fox Nation headlines.)

College Sweethearts Find Love Again After 60 Years Apart

  • Obama Reunites Sixties Radicals in Drug-Fueled Love-In — Cap’n Crusty
  • Obamacare Death Panel Reunites Couple, Orders Them to Die Together — J.C. Sandlin
  • Ryan Plan Creates Surge in Traditional Relationships Among Seniors — Mike Skeeter

Apple Readies iPhone With Bigger Screen: Sources

  • Liberals, Armed with Bigger Screens, Are Coming for YOU! — GlenCantrell
  • Obesity Epidemic: Is Siri Getting Bigger, Too? — Matthew Harmer
  • iPhone Succumbs to Political Correctness: Panders to Nearsighted Liberals — Susan-2593783
  • Apple’s Big-Screen iPhones Threaten to Destroy Optometry Industry — Schnotty McSlime

London 2012: Olympic Flame Tours Greece

  • Obama’s Weak Stance on Terrorism Spurs Threat, Fire-Wielding Foreigners Run Amok in Greece — Eese
  • Deficit Destroys Greek Economy; Greeks Forced to Work, Play by Torchlight — CelticLaxer
  • Obama, Olympic Torch Ceremony, and the Third Reich: A Hidden History — Andrew Marlowe Bergman
Thanks again, everyone!

TRMS Infoxication Challenge: Winners

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