TRMS Headline Writing Challenge: Infoxication RESULTS

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TRMS Headline Writing Challenge: Infoxication RESULTS
TRMS Headline Writing Challenge: Infoxication RESULTS

Mega-kudos to all who took part in our Infoxication Headline challenge yesterday – as always, we are humbled by your efforts. Here is a random sampling of your genius.

Major Climate Changes Looming becomes:

Dems Gather In Secret To Tax Rain –Tony Reno

Obama Greenies Pile On Anti-Cow Rhetoric – Pat M. Germelman

Major Climate Changes Looming - New, Valuable Coastal Real Estate Available Soon –Largenose

Democrats in Senate Fail to Prevent Onset of Summer In March – Some Guy-3249169

World’s First Biofuel Flight Powered by 100 Percent Plant Oil becomes:

Airplane Biofuel…’Wright’ Or Wrong? Will Plants Unionize? –Michael A. Peterson

Solyndra In The Sky? – Gary Crowell Jr

Biofuel Flight Faked In Hollywood Sound-stage –Extreme Liberal

Experts Predict Salad Dressing Shortage After Wasteful “Biofuel” Demonstration –TonyNY

New Engine Developed to Run on Vegetable Oil, To Be Called ” V-8” –Larry Kurtz

 

Neanderthal Cloning Chatter Highlights Scientific Illiteracy becomes:

Wow! Highbrow Claims Know-how To Clone Lowbrow! –Michael A. Peterson

Dems Plan Secret Caveman Army to Take Away Your Guns –Secretly Amused

Obama Thinks Cloned Half-Human Babies Should Have Pathway to Citizenship – JC Sandlin

Unable to Stop Themselves, Scientists Clone and Release Caveman Hitler. Is He a Muslim? –Tobias Lane

 

TRMS Headline Writing Challenge: Infoxication RESULTS

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