TRMS Challenge Winners: The Half-hearted Endorsement

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TRMS Challenge Winners: The Half-hearted Endorsement
TRMS Challenge Winners: The Half-hearted Endorsement
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A hundred thanks to all of you who chose to elaborate on Rick Santorum’s zero-pulse stealth endorsement of Mitt Romney.

Amid the flood of excellent submissions (as always), here a few standouts:

Lastquarter— “If you want a President that can sign whatever it is Grover wants him to sign, one that will take us back to the 50’s, you know when women had very few rights, bring back George W policy, promise to bomb Iran & extend the Bush tax cuts, it is clear Mitt Romney is your man.”

There were several ace one liners including:

Isara— “My fellow Americans: you can safely Google Mitt Romney’s name.”

Deanhsjones— “Vote for Mitt Romney, unless you’re busy that day or you don’t feel like it.”

just-john— ”Of all the possible candidates for President of these great United States, Mitt Romney is one of them!”

Jcricket— “Mitt, it’s his turn.”

Vox Populous— “I don’t not-endorse Mitt Romney for President.”

Patience Hussein Kanan— “Vote for Mitt, it is better than being strapped to the roof of the car after eating bad turkey for a 12 hour trip to Canada, sort of. “

Jennifer Frueh— “Mitt Romney: Because corporations are people, my friends.”

Reuben Glaser— “I support Mitt Romney because he is most undoubtedly a man who is a man who wants to be president. #VAGUELYELECTABLE SEEMINGINDIVIDUAL2012!

And finally, this:

Robert DuBois— “His trees are the right height!”

TRMS Challenge Winners: The Half-hearted Endorsement

Updated