They are going to run out of time, and the government is going to run out of – hey, wait a minute. Maybe John Boehner is crazy like a fox.
Maybe the whole “we don’t know how to pass anything” routine is how Republicans get to shut down the government, like so many of them have been salivating over since the elections.
Maybe there’s a method to this madness. It’s like you didn’t quite want to make insurance fraud, but you did make sure to get behind the wheel and take a really fast drive into really heavy traffic right after getting your eyes dilated. John doesn’t know how to pass anything, let’s put him in charge!
Too conspiratorial? Maybe. Or maybe not. Fun to think to about, anyway.