Yes, yes, yes all of us here know what else is happening in the world today. Totally aware. As in, looking out our windows every five seconds aware. But if showing two Jedi kittens dueling with light sabers is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Today is also National Dog Day. See? Fair and balanced.
Reading and texting and walking around and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Greedo will still shoot first, but it will look way better now.
Why college football is totally awesome: Auburn versus Alabama versus penetrating British erudition.
The world’s smartest ape is a lady. Chimp dudes? You’ve been bonobo’d!
Don’t be Afraid of the Dark… Energy… that comprises roughly 70 percent of the cosmos.
If your reality isn’t weird enough, here’s some more for you. Cheers, everybody!