Welcome to the Friday Awesome: the excitement is mounting inexorably before Sunday’s U.S. v. Japan match for the Women’s World Cup. It promises to be an epic clash but I feel the U.S. may have an advantage for this reason alone: Their coach sings to them. If music be the food of wicked headers to the back of the net, play on!
Bienvenue au Friday Awesome! Revolution! Gaga! Quelle bizarre!
Spoiler alert: She said yes. As opposed to, say, smacking him repeatedly with a ball peen hammer.
Two toads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by.
And that has made all the difference.
Step this way, Mr. Rumsfeld. Do you mind raising both arms? Now let’s have a look at those socks…
It. Is. In. The. Hoooooooooooooooole!