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Attention: America: New Hampshire Republicans would like everyone to know how NOT Massachusetts their state is. According to the Newburyport News, “Six GOP lawmakers want the Department of Transportation to erect signs along every unmarked road leading from New Hampshire into Massachusetts, stating: “Warning: Massachusetts Border 500 Feet.”

The Live Free or Die Republicans insist the signs are necessary because various laws and statutes are so different in the two states. Still, it’s clear no one has passed a law curbing snotty
passive-aggression.

Said Sen. Sharon Carson, R-Londonderry, a bill sponsor, “It’s always a good idea to let people know when they’re in New Hampshire because it’s the best place to be.”

You know, not like SOME states she could mention. If this bill passes, other states might be encouraged to put up their own warning signs like:

“Warning: Texas Border 500 Feet. You should be Locked and Loaded by now”

“Warning: Colorado Border 500 Feet. Expect Tebowing Delays”

“Warning: New York Border 500 Feet. Adjust for Inflation “

“Warning: Michigan Border 500 Feet. Remove Excess Rights “

Got any warning signs for states in your neck of the woods? Please share in the comments.

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