I think it’s measuring the hug…

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I think it's measuring the hug...
I think it's measuring the hug...
Craig Pelke / AP

Even though the official caption on this AP photo says the zookeeper is weighing this newborn giraffe at the Virginia Zoo, I’m pretty sure that device is measuring the hug and can be used for more precisely expressing sentiments like “I love you this much.”

I think it's measuring the hug...

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