Giving Chernobyl a new glow

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The public skepticism about Chernobyl as a tourist destination can be blamed on only one thing: bad marketing. But the way I see it, the post-nuclear-explosion tourist industry lies virtually untapped - a tabula rasa just waiting for a visionary with a ruble and a dream. So I’ve been working on some more effective slogans to help motivate the marketplace. We need something scintillating to stoke in the traveling class a burning desire to give fallout-tourism a try. Something like:
  • Chernobyl–Where the 80’s Live On
  • Visit Chernobyl: Feel better about where “you” live
  • Visit Chernobyl. We dare you. What’s the matter tough guy, can’t handle a little radiation?
  • Chernobyl—Where Goths Look Extra Bleak!
  • Chernobyl–We Broke It In For You
  • Hate Government Regulation? You’ll Love Chernobyl!
  • Chernobyl–The Vacation Mutation Celebration!
  • Chernobyl-Have The Time Of Your Half Life!
  • Chernobyl–A Geiger Encounter
  • Hot, Hotter, Chernobyl!
We’re just getting warmed up here, so put on your Don Draper hat. You’ve got the Chernobyl account and we’ve got a sexy Ukrainian resort to build! Gift shops! Attractions! Hotels! Maybe a petting zoo? (The ants here are as big as ponies!) Everyone to the thinking lounge, the comments are open!

Giving Chernobyl a new glow

Updated