“Effective immediately, only those shoes that accommodate all five toes in one compartment are authorized for wear.”

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"Effective immediately, only those shoes that accommodate all five toes in one compartment are authorized for wear."
"Effective immediately, only those shoes that accommodate all five toes in one compartment are authorized for wear."
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“…Those shoes that feature five separate, individual compartments for the toes, detract from a professional military image and are prohibited for wear with the IPFU or when conducting physical training in military formation.”

– by way of Checkpoint Washington, news that the Army has banned toe shoes because they’re just too ugly.

"Effective immediately, only those shoes that accommodate all five toes in one compartment are authorized for wear."

Updated