As described by Melissa Harris-Perry.
First, a banana. Because the actions of our current Congress are bananas. So... a banana.
Add strawberries -- red for the Republicans,
And blueberries for the Democrats.
Add some ice for cool nerves to ignore the corporate spending and ideological extremism by special interests.
Add a little sparkling water to keep interparty cooperation bubbling
And last but not least, a teaspoon of milled flaxseed to get all this moving through the system.
Force bipartisanship with a thorough blending.
Submit these ingredients to as much forced cooperation as necessary to create a smooth and appealing outcome.