100 years of hot-itude

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100 years of hot-itude
100 years of hot-itude

Fanfare! Huzzah! 100 years ago today, the great state of Arizona joined these United States. Centennial felicitations seem to be in order—how about:

Happy 100th Arizona! Here’s to your harsh, unforgiving climate. (and the Sun’s pretty bad, too)
Happy 100th Arizona! May your good luck multiply like Scottsdale strip malls!
Happy 100th Birthday to Arizona, America’s weird, twitchy uncle.
Happy 100 Years Arizona! Or in Grand Canyon terms, happy 26 seconds!
Happy 100th Arizona! Stay prickly!
Feliz Compleanos, Arizona!—mi casa es su casa!

It’s your turn—please wish Arizona a happy 100th birthday in the comments. We’ll post the winners tomorrow. AZ you were!

100 years of hot-itude

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