Tales from the Way Too Early Emails

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Every morning I cull the Way Too Early inbox for viewers’ lowbrow, bizarre, misguided, heartfelt and even ‘checked out for the weekend’ tweets, texts and emails.  And every day I come upon a few gems and select the best ones to read to Willie at the end of the show.  So going forward I plan to use this space to unveil my picks for finest Way Too Early emails of the week.  Here are this week’s Top 5 selections (feel free to share your thoughts too):

5.)  Wayne writes “I’m up early every morning to watch all those televisions on the wall behind Willie.  It’s like getting free premium cable.” (Thursday)

4.) Michael writes “Planted some seeds and now watching my Chia pet grow.” (Wednesday)

3.) Joe tweets “Up watching ‘Boy Meets World’ re-runs.” (Wednesday)

2.) David writes “I’m up watching ‘Hillbilly Handfishin’ on Discovery Channel. (Tuesday)

1.)  Mark writes “I’m nude vacuuming of course.”  (Wednesday)

 

Tales from the Way Too Early Emails

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