Tales from the Way Too Early Emails

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Every morning I scan the Way Too Early inboxes for the most bizarre and bleary-eyed tweets, texts and emails.  I’m always able to find a few so unique that they bear reading to Willie at the end of the program.  But this week Willie was on vacation, so NBC’s Peter Alexander fell prey to my selections. Here are the best of the best (feel free to weigh in with your comments):

5.) Travis writes “My girlfriend decided to cook bacon at 3am and the smell woke me up.” (Thursday)

4.)  Mike writes “I had to see if Khaddafy will be on the new season of “Dancing With the Stars.” (Tuesday)

3.) Joey from Coney Island writes “Peter, saw you getting pelted by Irene on the boardwalk this weekend. Doing yeoman’s work, my friend!” (Monday)

2.) Dan writes “It’s this or ab workout with Chuck Norris.” (Thursday)

1.) Camilia writes “Up early due to a fist fight in the parking lot outside our apartment.  We don’t have to watch cops- we only have to look out our windows.  Ahh, urban life.” (Wednesday)

Tales from the Way Too Early Emails

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