After a week away in an undisclosed vacation location, I returned to the control room to cull the Way Too Early inbox for those ever-popular and bizarre emails that I read to Willie. And this week’s selection didn’t disappoint. Here’s my top five. Number one is in honor of the upcoming Libby Geist nuptials. Feel free to weigh in with your thoughts and votes.
5.) DJ writes “Got up to go to the bathroom and stepped in a little surprise left by my dog.” (Thursday)
4.) Chad writes “I’m chain smoking, pulling my hair out…” (Wednesday)
3.) Johnny writes “Realizing I should have never eaten that huge bag of cotton candy before bedtime. Can you say sugar rush, to the 25th Power??” (Tuesday)
2.) Brad writes “I managed to fall into some old fiberglass insulation wearing just my underwear and am about to start peeling my skin off to stop the itch!” (Thursday)
1.) (Willie’s mother) Jody Geist writes “I’ve been up most of the night worrying about your sister’s wedding this Saturday! I hoped you’d take my mind off of it!” (Tuesday)