Top Lines: Perry, Gohmert, O’Reilly, Priebus, and Jay Z

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Texas Governor Rick Perry realizes he’s not in Kansas anymore; Rep. Louie Gohmert takes a hard line against cowards; Bill O’Reilly offers a few words of wisdom for the African-American family; RNC Chairman Reince Priebus promises to stand up for his party; and Jay Z wants to scare you (a little) about the widening gap between the haves and the have-nots.

Plus, Grosse Pointe Blank and The Great Santini—what, are you going to cry now?

Top Lines: Perry, Gohmert, O'Reilly, Priebus, and Jay Z

Updated