Beyond 'Cruz Control': 5 Ted Cruz puns the Martin Bashir show has used

We see your list, BuzzFeed, and raise you these:

1. "TED Talk"

(inspired by these talks)

2. "Tedstify!"

3. "Lone Star"

4. "Right Said Ted"

(inspired by this band)

5. "Better Off Ted"

(inspired by that TV show)

Now back to work...