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crystal_quotes.sPubDate = "3/1/2004 5:10:56 AM GMT";
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crystal_quotes.appHeader = "From the mouth of Billy Crystal";
crystal_quotes.sTitle = "From the mouth of Billy Crystal";
crystal_quotes.appDeck = "The Academy Awards host joked and sang his way through the broadcast. Here are some highlights:";
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crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Welcome to the newcomers","\"For all you first timers, it is customary to tip the host.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Thirteen years ago today","\"Things were so different then. You know how different it was? Bush was president, the economy was tanking and we’d just finished a war with Iraq.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Career advice for Clint","\"You sang in 'Paint Your Wagon,' please don’t sing no more.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","In admiration of Sofia","\"She shot this film in 27 days, it took Francis that long just to wake up Brando. And he did it with three little words: key lime pie.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Somewhere Bernie Mac is laughing","\"Bill Murray showed his range. To hell with 'Charlie’s Ange-el's 2'.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Yes, it's a Janet joke, but at least it's in song","\"Frodo and Sam on a mystical planet. Then Smiegel pops out like the right breast of Janet.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Just kidding, Guv","\"Another great movie this year was 'Lost in Translation.' This is, yes, a lovely movie. This is Governor Schwarzenegger's favorite film.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","A heartfelt thanks...","\"It's been four years since I've been here. The Academy and the Oscars have been very gracious to me. They let me come and go the past few years. It's kind of like being in the Texas National Guard.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Now that's pressure","\"Seabiscuit, he's a horse, the horse Oscar may go to. Or else he's glue.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Francis must really want Sofia to win","\"Today Peter Jackson woke up with Seabiscuit's head in his bed.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Just for Mel","\"For the very first time we're being simulcast in Aramaic.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Ode to those darn screener tapes","\"There's Johnny Depp, the sexiest man alive. Did I just say that out loud? Of course Johnny's nominated for playing Jack Valenti's worst nightmare, a slightly gay pirate.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Pointing to Robin Williams","\"This is the reason for the five second delay.\" ","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Guessing their favorite films","\"Martha Stewart liked 'Runaway Jury'<br>\"Hilary Clinton loved 'Kill Bill'<br>\"Rush Limbaugh, '21 Grams'<br>\"Donald Rumsfeld, 'Confessions of a Dangerous Minds'<br>\"Howard Dean, 'Anger Management'<br>\"[Pointing to a photo of Saddam Hussein] He just loved 'Holes'.\"<br>","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","This is for all the little people","\"All of the hobbit costumes are on sale at the house of DeVito.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","On what they might be thinking","\"Sean Penn: 'This is a nice place. I don&#146;t think I've ever been thrown out of here.'<br>\"Renee Zellweger: 'Mrs. Billy Crystal'<br>\"Julia Roberts: 'Don&#146;t hate me because I&#146;m beautiful just hate me because I&#146;m rich.'<br>\"Charlize Theron: 'Mrs. Billy Crystal'<br>\"Sean Connery: 'Pussy Galore. I just got it. That's vulgar.'\"<br>\"Ben Kingsley: 'Sir Mrs. Billy Cyrstal'.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Inside the mind of Robin Williams (let's hope he can get out)","\"Somewhere Sacheen Littlefeather is going 'Hit me. Double down. Hit me…'<br>\"Will the children of Strom Thurmond please pick up the black or white courtesy phone.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","On sharing the hobbit love","\"It's now official. There's nobody left in New Zealand to thank.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","Documentary filmmakers, like Errol Morris, just love Bush","\"I can&#146;t wait for his tax audit.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","A boon to tourism?","\"Do you know that people are moving to New Zealand just to be thanked.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","On the multi-talented Charlize Theron","\"Our next presenter is nominated for playing a hitchhiking-prostitute-serial killer. Great, just what we need another hyphenate.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
crystal_quotes[i++] = new Array("","A tidbit to nibble on","\"Some good news: They found Nemo. The bad news he's in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
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