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Trump_replacements.sPubDate = "4/15/2004 12:06:14 AM GMT";
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Trump_replacements.appHeader = "Famous last words";
Trump_replacements.sTitle = "Famous last words";
Trump_replacements.appDeck = "If Donald Trump was replaced on 'The Apprentice,' what would the new catchphrase be?";
Trump_replacements.appFooter = "By Wendell Wittler, MSNBC contributor";
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Trump_replacements[i++] = new Array("","Sergey Brin and Larry Page, Google founders","\"Your search for a job did not match any documents.\" ","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
Trump_replacements[i++] = new Array("","Chandler Bing, \"Friends\"","\"Could you BE any more fired?\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
Trump_replacements[i++] = new Array("","Captain James T. Kirk, U.S.S. Enterprise","\"Put on this red Starfleet uniform shirt and meet me at the transporter.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
Trump_replacements[i++] = new Array("","Arnold Schwarzenegger","\"I'll be back. You won't.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
Trump_replacements[i++] = new Array("","Janet Jackson","\"Get out, you boob.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
Trump_replacements[i++] = new Array("","Montgomery Burns, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant","\"I hope you realize I've kept Homer Simpson as an employee for over 15 years, so it should be pretty depressing to know that I've decided to fire you.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
Trump_replacements[i++] = new Array("","Steve Case, AOL","\"You're off my Buddy List!\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
Trump_replacements[i++] = new Array("","Ronald McDonald, McDonald's ","\"You're Super-Down-Sized!\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
Trump_replacements[i++] = new Array("","Steve Jobs, Apple Computer","\"iSorry.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
Trump_replacements[i++] = new Array("","Bill Gates, Microsoft Corporation","\"Am I sure I want to send you to the Recycle Bin? Yes.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
Trump_replacements[i++] = new Array("","Vince McMahon, WWE","\"All right, 57 minutes into the show, you'll call me out and throw a chair at me, then we'll get up on the conference table and beat each other senseless until 15 seconds before the station break when I'll pin you and we'll fade out on a shot of you leaning dejectedly on our logo. Okay? Let's start taping...\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
Trump_replacements[i++] = new Array("","Pointy-Haired Boss, \"Dilbert\" ","\"I usually don't make actual judgements on employees based on any kind of merit, so I was going to use my usual method for executive decision making, but the Magic 8-Ball rolled under my desk, so I decided to fire you in alphabetical order by height...\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
Trump_replacements[i++] = new Array("","Tony Soprano, Soprano Waste Management","\"You're dead to me now. But that's only because NBC won't let me whack you.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
Trump_replacements[i++] = new Array("","George Steinbrenner, New York Yankees ","\"You remind me of Billy Martin. You know how many times I fired Billy Martin?\" ","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
Trump_replacements[i++] = new Array("","Martha Stewart","\"Your souffle fell, your stock tip fell, and now your alibi isn't holding up too well. You are not a good thing.\"","","","", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "");
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