1. A weird, big “corpse plant” that smells like rotting flesh blossomed next to the U.S. Capitol. Four words: “Little Shop of Horrors”
2. The ‘selfie’ phenomenon began with tweens, is now being appropriated by septuagenarians like Geraldo Rivera.
3. No one else in the world Kate Middleton had a baby today! Some people are excited, but some are curmudgeons.