1. In Jeffery Alan Wagner’s shirtless campaign ad for Minneapolis mayor, he enforces that he will not take money from developers or from political angles. All great points that could have been made wearing shirt. Your move, Anthony Weiner.
2. Meet hamster Charlie. As this video shows, Charlie’s passions include eating carrots, running around and driving 16.5-ton trucks.
3. Animals are having the best week ever. When you’re done listening to “The Fox”, check out these classic rocket frog photoshops.