1. On Friday, Hulk Hogan lost an arm-wrestling match to Mayor Rob Ford, now known as Mayor Fantastic Ford. While Mayor Ford finally answered Hogan’s “Whatcha gonna do, brother?!” the answer as to who should be more embarrassed has yet to be determined.
2. Feel free to return that Rosetta Stone. This article teaches 11 international untranslatable words that are so mind-boggling , you just might turn into a pochemuchka.
3. Hollywood’s own bat signal has been lit. Warner Bros. has announced that Ben Affleck will be the next on-screen Batman, causing the Internet to retaliate with #betterbatmanthanbenaffleck. Why so serious?